I have been with Transvestite Soup for 5 years but have seen it preformed at the Ordway, the lab and in Los Angeles with the Sins of the Flesh cast.
I've always been partial to he abortion line, but "who gives the best blow jobs on the Enterprise?" is a close second
Time Warp, not sure why
Betty, cause she knows how to hotwire cars, pick locks, and doesn't take shit from any body.
I'm Crew Captain (or director, leader, house mistress, whatever) I'm a bookworm, a comic book lover, and a coffee addict. I love Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Trek and Firefly. In general I'm a geek and I wouldn't have my life any other way.
I live my life by the following quotes:
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius
"Life is just a series of damnits" -Alan Rickman
"The thing is, there’s no difference between me and the universe. The boundary is gone. I am it and it is me. I am a stone, a cactus thorn. I am rain. I like that most of all, being rain" - Stargirl
"Something that's so far away has never been so close at hand in images of Elsewhere." -wise words of a bathroom stall
"You've got to play the cards life deals you. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But at least you're in the game." -Vic Fontaine (DS9)