Guidelines

We have some handy dandy rules and guidelines that you should follow. If you do, we'll love you forever. Well, maybe not love. But, we'll ... forever you? Anyway...

Props you can bring/have:

Note: we have prop bags for sale at the show, if you don't see them, ask a cast memeber!!

Rice (we always cry at weddings)
Noisemakers
Newspapers
Cards (for sorrow, and pain)
Small squirtguns (NO SUPERSOAKERS.)
Flashlights, Glowsticks, or other small glowy things.
Birthday Hats
Toilet Paper (don't throw it at the stage or you will get a beatdown from security)
Ornate and Very Expensive Gifts for cast members. ;)

Toast, meat, or any other disgusting food-like substances (no fruitcake, except maybe ORyan)
Confetti
Super Soakers. None at all. Supersoakers no estan permitido! Älkää ottako supersoakerit mukaan!
No open flames, of ANY sort. Well. Except Friends of Dorothy, who are very welcome within our theater.
Drugs or alcohol. If you brought them by accident (life is so tough like that), give them to Rocky Mom; she'll know what to do with them.
Food or drink. Please patronize the theater concesson stand.
Other illegal and/or sundry items. If in doubt, no.

... have sex in the theater, hallways, bathrooms, alleys, or on the sidewalks. That's what ~~confession booths~~ back seats of cars (or our friendly cast's houses) are for.
... have sex with sheep. They have standards. The MC dosen't.
... burn effigies (or anything).
... use respectful language.
... do anything that you strongly suspect to be illegal (aside from you know, buttfucking-- but just don't do that in the theater). Like said, if in doubt, no.
... Be noisy outside of the theater, before or after the show!!!
... mill about too long after the show, security is mostly Irish and is already several hours late in drinking. Go to Perkins or throw an afterparty (make sure you invite the Cast and Security to the party).

Listen to the emcees, or security. They might be bitchy, but they do want what's best for you, the theater, and everyone else. :)
Shout at the stage/screen
PARTICIPATE
Do the Time Warp, AGAIN!
Have fun!
Come back, and bring your friends!!!