Sadie

Alumni Columbia

"Hi, I'm Sadie and I play Columbia, sometimes I play a tranny.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. I entered the world as an 8 pound 10 ounce wad of sniffling, sneezing, stuffy nosed sarcasm one score and some odd years ago, and spent the summers of my youth (as well as the other miscellaneous seasons) in a house with four walls in the countryside of sunny and tropic rural Ohio. I was a quiet and contemplative child with big feet. I compensated for this by making chains of tremendous length out of the wrappers of Carefree chewing gum, and entertained myself by administering noogies to my beloved little brother while we searched for aliens and picked blackberries for afternoon picnics. I eventually grew up, or so they say, began a career as a scholar and along the way discovered that the theatre is a place where one can be justified for being nothing but a silly goose, and if one is going to be pointed at and ridiculed by society for failing to wear clothes that match, as I have experienced on a quasi-daily basis, one might as well be on stage. I also developed a strong affinity for hash browns. These days I might be found wistfully sipping soy milk or rambunctiously running around wearing a bicycle helmet. It's breathtaking. Otherwise, I might be attending classes at a learning institution of rumored repute, or occasionally perfecting my marathon sleeping technique. I also enjoy socks with humourous patterns."

Sadie can be reached via email. 

(updated6/26/03)