Lizard

Criminologist

"My name is Lizard. There's nothing special about me. Some of you might recognize me as the person who walks in right before RockyMom shouts "LIZARD!!!" at the top of her lungs. I've been around the RHPS scene at the riverview for about 4 years now. On the crew side of the show, I've done it all, lights, props, crew leader, cast leader in charge of crew. On the performing side, I Was the understudy Criminologist until Ryan Quinn left (I miss Ryan) then I moved up to principle Crim. I also spent quite a while as the understudy to RockyMom (yes she has an understudy!) telling people to fuck off when Mom wasn't here to do it herself. I had the privelege of playing Brad, and Rocky on separate occasions (fully clothed). It is a little known fact that I don't do* underwear on stage. Except that once.. When I was drunk.. And I flashed Mom.. And then realized the whole audience could see.. But that's another story. If word gets out that I actually enjoy Rocky, I'll deny it. I have come to enjoy playing the cynical ex-cast member (never causing trouble of course).

When I'm not hanging around RHPS, I spend a considerable amount of time with the Tim Malloys (they kick ass). Check out their website: www.timmalloys.net (those of you who know me, I'm sorry for that shameless plug). Their website is great.

One other strange fact just because I feel like sharing. I met my fiance at Rocky, even though (and you can ask mom) I stated on many occasions that I would never* date anyone from Rocky. Guess that shows me!

See you at the show! And remember.. Never* ever* throw toilet paper at Mom, or I'll shake my fist angrily at you!"

Lizard's Website, and email.
(updated: 4/24/03)