Lina

Criminologist, Fall 2002 - Spring 2003

"Name: Lina

Age: "Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brain on the wall."

Parts played including crew: Eddie, Magenta, Columbia, Trixie, Crim and Betty. Whee...

Favorite part(s): I'm a particular fan of the collarbone, sternum, and first three lumbars.

Attached or seeking: I just can't win, can I? Me and Mikey will be eternally screwed because we care about everyone, and can't date anyone.

If seeking, what gender(s) may apply: "Soft centers, hard centers, I like all the chocolates in the box." -'Better Than Chocolate'

First saw Rocky when & where: Outside the Blue Cat Pub in Rock Island, IL

Casts you've been in: Heavy Petting, Nasty Little Symptoms; AZ

Favorite Rocky scene/song: Whenever the audience is responding and goofing off the most.

Favorite Rocky quote or callback: Y'know, the longer I stay up here in MPLS, the more lines I forget from my old casts. The only ones I can still yell without anyone else screaming it too, are:

"Oh... but you're hurt." -- "Isn't she just SO observant, folks? Let's give her a big hand!" and "Good heavens, that's a laser." -- "No shit. Bifocals DO improve the vision!!"

Favorite non-Rocky quote: "Your mother's a tracer! ... lucky I didn't stab my pen through his THORAX!"

What do you do outside of Rocky: Sleep. Rocky is thusfar the only activity that allows me my normal sleep schedule of: Sleep = Sun, Dark = Alive. The newest project is ridding myself of unnecessary, annoying relations.

Tell us something about yourself: No. And you can't make me.

That being said, throw down and worship RockyMom. She kicks ass."