Diana

Casting Director, Magenta

"Artsy-craftsy type, ethical omnivore. School bus driver, Wiccan Priestess (legal and everything), mom, and in my spare time, corporate vice president. Enjoys finding food in the woods, trying to play musical instruments, and wearing jewelry that has rubber o-rings. Married, but if you're a cute curvy woman, then there's no need to let that stop you. The really interesting things (if any) will come out slowly over time as you get to know me, should they prove relevant and/or entertaining.

Oh, and I'm not dating Ryan. How do people come up with these crazy assumptions...

Nutritional content:
Protein: 17%

Fats: 13.8%

Minerals: 6.1%

Carbohydrates: 1.5%

Vitamins: I am not a good source of vitamins. Try a potato or a banana.

Drug interactions:
Caffeine: the drug of choice.

Alcohol: preferably in the form of Irish Coffee, please. I also interact with it by making mead.

Ciggies: not many these days. Mostly bummed, mostly cloves, mostly at the show or "out".

LSD: not many visuals apart from a paisley pattern over everything, and an inability to keep track of ants. Goddamn lot of fun, tho'!

Coke: no effect whatsoever. Never bothered again.

Pot: fun, but puts me to sleep. After I stop giggling. Kinda a waste of money.

Downers: Booooring.

X: only did it once and it made me puke. Insufficient data.
the illegal ones based on old memories only, of course. I’m not goddamn Otto."

Diana can be reached via email here.