Bridget

Columbia

"clears throat "That doesn't sound normal. Should there be something pointy sticking through my neck like that? Ah, well..."

So, around 7:30 p.m. on 4-20-1983, a few more screams were heard from the hospital. Some were mine, most were my father's. After an overnight stay in the hospital and naming me Bridget, my parents were allowed to take me home to Maple Grove to show me to my sister. She said that I was supposed to be a baby brother. Is it now any wonder why I do Rocky? Well, besides the fact that the cast gives me muffins and other baked goods. Lina says, "Good girl! Good Bridget! You get a cookie!" Sadie says, "Rwah!" Angela says nothing, but did flip me off earlier.

Right now, I play Janet. Other parts I've played include Rocky, Magenta, Betty, Columbia, Crim, Trixie, and the cast ferret. When I'm not on stage, rolling around in my underwear, I enjoy many things. Perhaps you enjoy some of them with me. I am a student at the College of Saint Catherine. I am an English Lit major and want to be a writer. I also work on In my spare time, when I do have some, I write, read, listen to music, obsess over many things (i.e. Tim Burton, anime, classic authors, stupid past roommates, my friends, my cats, and this list will go on!), and doing open heart surgery."

(Updated: 8/22/03)